"O.J., Judge Vegas will see you in his chambers." #1

Author: bigworm

Date: February 24, 2014

by bigworm
2-24-14
Mr. Simpson, I'm going to get to the bottom of the Nicole Brown Simpson matter. Did you or did you not kill Nicole?
I raped a lotta' chicks back at USC, and the school condoned it by paying my legal fees and buyin' the sluts off. So it's not my fault.
Mr.Simpson!!! The question wasn't regarding your history of rape with football whores in heat suckin' black-snake and ebony nuts wit dat DNA defective wad all up in da mouf.
Why you talkin' all like a black-man?
'Cus I'm the Q.B. O.J.!!! O.J. to B.J. Q.B. on 'OPEN'! Down... set... hup hup... "OPEN YER FORKED FUCKIN' TONGUE-HOLE"!!! "I SAID OPEN YER FORKED...There you go, yeh!
My kn... *guk gukhaaa!!! *gobble garble* My kne... *geuch chhh... slurp slurp*