Our host this evening has won the 'Bill Clinton' Celebrity Look Alike Contest 1 out of 3 years in a row... let's give it up for..... BILL 'LEFT WANTON' CLINTON!!!
That's incorrect! Hillary was 'wanton', not me.
But with others than yourself, am I not correct Bill? Thus leaving you 'wantin'?
Ah! I see where you're going with this! I was indeed left 'wantin'. Bu... bu... I got 'wanton' with Monica, so yeh, I was both. Ask Monica!!!
Please calm down. You're a little confused right now, but the judges have heard your answer. You dont want to burn in hell forever more... do you Bill?
Ummm... *pssst! blink once if the answer's yes! PLEASE, I beg of you!!!*