CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN PETS AND THEIR OWNERS- 5

Author: bigworm

Date: November 12, 2019

by bigworm
11-12-19
The Dr. told me I have the worse case of syphilis he's ever seen. He wants me to bring you in.
So?
So have you got anything nice you could wear? A nice summer dress?
A dress? So he won't notice I'm a cow?
That's a good point! I'll get you some lipstick and a hat too.