Ma'am, what in God's name are you doing out here on this desert highway?
C'mon now!!! I'm jus' lookin' for work!!!
Okay, and uh *ahem* , what kind of work would that be?
Oh my! Yer gettin' all frisky on me now!!! Jus' hold yer horses big boy!!!
Get the van up here quick guys!!! This bit's goin' south on me!
OH!!! So you want me to yank it back 'tween yer legs and suck it with my nose up yer ass HUH??? Alright, if that's what you want! Mama's gotcher' back baby!
