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by bikity
Welcome back once again for another exciting episode of "Pimpin' for Dummies"
Hi, I'm Well Endowed, and I'm here to help you honey impaired men how to be a player. Rule One: A good pickup line is essential to pickin up da honeys.
Notice how our resident pimp (knwon as pimpus erectus in scientific circles) "get his mack on" as he woos the ladies with his phat compliments
hey, wanna freak my gnads?
Ok big boy, but only cause you is such a smooth talker.
With a little practice, you too can be as smooth as our resident Pimp.
Be sure to tune in next for next weeks episdoe "Don't be a playa hata! Be a congratulata!"
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