THE NEW NON-OFFENSIVE AMOS 'N' ANDY SHOW

Author: biped

Date: April 5, 2004

by biped
4-05-04
Now with ROBOTS!
Dat's right, Andy...you gives me fo' hunnut dollahs, and I'll sells you dis here gen-yoo-ine indivisible mink stole so's you can git in good wiff yo girlfren again...
Hmm...dat souns lahk a real good deal, alright...I'll take it, Kingfish.
You mean da Kingfish done swindled me again, Amos? Holy mackul, I's resgusted.
Ah'm afraid so, Andy...and dis sho is a dirty low-down scheme, even fo' de Kingfish.
Now hole on dere, Andy...ain't no need for you to get all indignified and go pugilatin' on me...here, I'll throw dis bona-fried see-through hyena-skin coat inta de bargain...
Well, now you talkin', Kingfish! My gal is sho gone be extry sweet on me when she see dis.