WW #12 -- Bad news for Superman's mom

Author: biped

Date: April 14, 2004

by biped
4-14-04
Mrs. Kent? How do you feel now that your son Clark has been exposed as Superman?
Exposed? Oh my...I hope he was wearing clean underwear.
No, no...it was his identity that was exposed. To the entire world. On live television.
Well, he always had a nice one. I used to call it "Mr. Wiggly."
Er...how big was it? Pretty big? Describe it to our viewers if you would.
Well, on Krypton it would've been pretty average. But under the rays of Earth's yellow sun it turned it into a real jaw-dropping trouser beast.