FTC 31 -- HELP US, ARTHUR-FON ZARELLI...YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE

Author: biped

Date: April 15, 2004

by biped
4-15-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
No. What?
You must listen attentively while I describe the fabulous new line of Amway products. AMWAY..."The Brand You Can Trust."