DEATH IN COW COUNTRY -- Part IV

Author: biped

Date: April 24, 2004

by biped
4-24-04
Inspector Tex closes in
Don't let it worry you none, Inspector Tex...l've heard tell even the great Salvador Dali had problems performin' now and then.
It's just this dang case I'm on, Belle...it's got me all hog-tied "down there."
Well, there's worse things that could happen to you, I reckon. Like havin' a full-growed cow shoved up your ass sideways.
Yep, I reckon.
Later, at the general store...
"Stay-Hard" creme? Hmm, seems lak I had a tube of that somewheres...
It's fer a friend of mine. He's been -- hey, hold on a dang minute --