Bad Bradys "Missin' Cousin"

Author: biped

Date: April 30, 2004

by biped
4-30-04
Has anybody seen Cousin Oliver lately?
EWW...that super-creepy TROLL! I caught him with his HEAD buried in my PANTY DRAWER yesterday!
Mike...the kids are worried about Cousin Oliver. He hasn't shown up for milk and cookies all day.
Oh, I'm sure he's around somewhere, Carol. You know how kids are.
Now, Oliver...all you have to do is submit to a few more special "endurance" trials and you'll be an official Brady.
NO, DAD! PLEASE! NOT THE ANCIENT SPARTAN RITUALS OF MANHOOD AGAIN!