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| Hey mister, do you like football? | |
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| No. A fifty-yard overtime field goal attempt hit me right in the balls once. | |
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| Oh. Do you like baseball? | |
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| No. A hard line drive into center field in the ninth inning with the bases loaded hit me right in the balls once. | |
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| Oh. Well, then...how about bowling? | |
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| No. No, I really, really hate bowling. | |
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