FOUL BALLS

Author: biped

Date: May 1, 2004

by biped
5-01-04
Hey mister, do you like football?
No. A fifty-yard overtime field goal attempt hit me right in the balls once.
Oh. Do you like baseball?
No. A hard line drive into center field in the ninth inning with the bases loaded hit me right in the balls once.
Oh. Well, then...how about bowling?
No. No, I really, really hate bowling.