A Journey To The Centre Of Vin Diesel's Asshole -- 6

Author: biped

Date: May 14, 2004

by biped
5-14-04
We...we MADE it!
And we're ALIVE, Brad! Oh, thank god...WE'RE ALIVE!
And...and we're the GREATEST VIN DIESEL FANS in the WORLD!
They'll sing SONGS about us, Brad! They'll ENSHRINE us in the HOLY HALLS of VIN DIESELDOM!
Later...
And in entertainment news...actor Vin Diesel has just been hospitalized for a sudden case of acute "irritable bowel syndrome..."
BRAD! BRAD! WE'RE ON TV!