FTC 36: Fucked Update

Author: biped

Date: May 27, 2004

by biped
5-27-04
Ouch, I think she's actually hurt.
Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall.
Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike.
And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.
...I told you before, fifty bucks! And that's final!
Well, would you at least play with it for twenty? I -- huh? We're on? Um...SALLY, I'm here with the world's LEADING EXPERT on global warming...!