CC 250: Our Vines Have Tender Apes -- 2

Author: biped

Date: July 7, 2004

by biped
7-07-04
What do you mean, you've always been a monkey? Why, that's absurd!
Just look at our wedding picture, my dear. Take a good look this time.
Oh my GOD! What was I thinking? I married a MONKEY!
Well, I assumed you'd noticed I was a monkey at some point during the courtship, so I never mentioned it.