CC 250: Our Vines Have Tender Apes -- 3

Author: biped

Date: July 7, 2004

by biped
7-07-04
Mom! Did you know that Chuck was a monkey?
Of course, dear. He's a wonderful son-in-law.
But HOW, Mom? After all this time, how could I have not NOTICED that Chuck was a MONKEY?
Well, you know the old saying, dear -- "love is blind." Besides, it'll all be okay after the operation.
Operation? WHAT operation?
The operation to turn you into a monkey, my dear. It's my 25th anniversary gift to you.