The Mean Little Squirrel 3

Author: biped

Date: July 13, 2004

by biped
7-13-04
Hey fuckwad, I'm bored! Dress up in a clown suit and dance around singing "Whoopty-Doo, I'm A Clown!" for my entertainment!
You can't be serious -- that would be HUMILIATING! SURELY you're not that much of a MONSTER!
Hmm...well, then I guess I could just use magic...and MAKE you do it...seeing that I'm a MAGIC SQUIRREL!
NO! NOOOO!
Come one, come all, everybody! Gather round and watch this goofy fucker bein' a stupid clown!
WHOOPTY-DOO, I'M A CLOWN! LA-LA-LA!!! WHOOPTY-DOO, I'M A CLOWN!!! OH MY GOD!!!