CC 253: Dog Shit 1

Author: biped

Date: August 7, 2004

by biped
8-07-04
With my new time machine, you can go back in time and meet a dinosaur!
Oh, boy! I would like to meet a dinosaur.
Mom, I will not be home for awhile. I am going to go back in time and meet a dinosaur.
You MEET IT -- it EATS YOU! That's what I'M worried about!
Mom's right -- I may get eaten by a dinosaur. This may be the last time I ever see my home, and sleep in my own bed.
So what? Billions of people have died throughout the ages. To history, you're just a worthless piece of dog shit.