CC 255:A Road Trip To The Centre Of Corey Feldman's Asshole3

Author: biped

Date: August 24, 2004

by biped
8-24-04
Oh, my god! Could it be... Saints preserve us, IT IS! We're passing through the fabled "FIELDS OF JIZZ"!
I thought they were only a MYTH! Yet here we are... wading right through HISTORY ITSELF!
Good lord, it seems to go on forever!
I've lost all sense of time and space!
Wait... do my eyes deceive me? Look there, off in the distance... it's... it's a FOUR-STAR MOTEL!
It's the "INTEST-INN"! Oh, my god, WE'VE MADE IT! WE'RE THE LEWIS AND CLARK OF ASSHOLES!