FF: Two Sophisticated Chums Exchanging Ribaldries

Author: biped

Date: September 11, 2004

by biped
9-11-04
Ah! If it isn't the loquacious Zelda! Still playing that ever-present xylophone for the Salvation Army, I trust?
Nope! I traded it in for a shovel, and now I rob graves!
Mmm...I'll masturbate furiously to that notion a bit later, no doubt. Unearth any action tonight, my parsimonious little turtledove?
FUCK chuh! Just dug up a rich, freshly-planted old bastard...and then stripped, skinned, gutted, and fucked him! In that order!
Delightful...and if I'm not mistaken, I detect the aroma of "old dead bastard" slowly roasting over an open fire. Am I invited for the victuals, my dear?
Invited? Hell, I'm counting on your horny fucking ass to jack off some of your patented "special sauce" for extra flavor! Oh, and if Mom should ask -- we were at the library tonight.