CC 258: Pirates Are Dangerous

Author: biped

Date: September 17, 2004

by biped
9-17-04
Take off that fruity pirate git-up, ya bilge-swillin' landlubber! Ya look like a prancin' fairy!
I certainly will not, you rough, foul-smelling oaf. I happen to be going to a costume party.
ARRR!!! Get shed of that frilly kiddie costume right now, or I swear I'll lop off yer head 'n' feed it to me pet crocodile!
You come near me with that awful thing and I swear I'll report you to the police. And don't think I won't do it, either.
HAH! Told ya! Now let's see yer headless corpse go prancin' inta the police station blatherin' about the mean ol' pirate! THAT'D be a larf!