BTC 17: Well, Blow Me Down

Author: biped

Date: September 26, 2004

by biped
9-26-04
Boss, that wasn't really your wife that you had sexual intercourse with last night. It was me, disguised as her.
Oh really, Milton? Well... that would explain why I got the absolute worst blowjob of my entire life.
Huh? But -- but I practiced for weeks, on -- on baby carrots, and cocktail weenies and -- and --
That does it! You're fired!