BTC 17: Water Sip Down

Author: biped

Date: September 26, 2004

by biped
9-26-04
Boss, I pee-peed in the watercooler yesterday.
Is that right? Hmm... was this before or after I indulged myself in five cool, refreshing cups of water?
Oh, before. You see, I have gonorrhea, and my penis was burning, and I thought the watercooler would cool it off, and before I knew it, I was peeing, and --
That does it! You're fired!