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| Boss, I pee-peed in the watercooler yesterday. | |
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| Is that right? Hmm... was this before or after I indulged myself in five cool, refreshing cups of water? | |
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| Oh, before. You see, I have gonorrhea, and my penis was burning, and I thought the watercooler would cool it off, and before I knew it, I was peeing, and -- | |
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| That does it! You're fired! | |
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