CC 263: "Amazing New Products!" -- 1

Author: biped

Date: October 26, 2004

by biped
10-26-04
Wow, that sure smells good, John! And you say the new Shmopeil "Amaze-o Oven" will cook a 20-pound roast in half the time?
Thet's roit, Nan-ceh! Thet suh-tainly is wot oi sed! And not a bleedin' wurd of it true!
Huh? What do you mean, not true?
Sheer bollocks, the lot of it! But no worries, Nan-ceh! The cloth-eared gits who sit starin' at these fookin' infomercials will buy anythin' shiny!
Why, you're right! They ARE shiny! Hey, there's the "ding"! Roast is ready!
No it tisn't, Nan-ceh! But we'll pretend it tis, and then we'll "ooh an' ahh" aboot how juiceh and delicious it tis! Blimey, we'll make a fookin' killin'!