"Ocelots" starring Goo-Goo and Ying-Yang

Author: biped

Date: December 27, 2004

by biped
12-27-04
Can I help you?
Yes, um...you spelled "omelets" wrong on your menu. It says "ocelots."
That's because we serve ocelots here. Baked, fried, or barbecued whole ocelots, thick, juicy ocelot steaks, or tasty, tender ocelot "petites."
Wow! "Ocelots" to choose from! (pause for laughter)
I wrote this play.
I added the part about the ocelots!