CC 271: "Captain Chip's Big Comeback" -- 6

Author: biped

Date: December 28, 2004

by biped
12-28-04
HONEST, everyone -- I can be SUPER GAY! I can be so GAY it would make RICHARD SIMMONS VOMIT!
BOO!!! BOO!!! WE HATE YOU, CAPTAIN CHIP!!! WE HATE YOU, YOU STRAIGHT ASSHOLE!!!
But, officer...
And to think, you were actually a HERO to my super-gay son. You shameful, pathetic bastard.
Well, Mai Ling... I no longer have an image to protect... might as well finally consummate my forbidden, long-stifled lust for you...
Me rikee "hot dog"!