Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 1

Author: biped

Date: January 12, 2005

by biped
1-12-05
I'm Johnny Funerals. Dey call me dat cuz I like goin' tah funerals.
Oh, my. Well, that's splendid, I suppose.
I'm lookin' forward tah a really good eulogy, Faddah. Uddahwise, I'll have yah legs broken.
Oh, dear.
An' pull yah dick out, too. I wanna see yah dick floppin' around while yah up heah yappin'.
Is...is that totally non-negotiable?