The Cat Who Ripped Off Andrew Dice Clay Jokes 4

Author: biped

Date: May 12, 2005

by biped
5-12-05
"WHISKERS THE TALKING CAT continues to amaze millions around the world! Scheduled to be knighted today by Queen Elizabeth, he --"
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Hoo-eee! That Whiskers shore is somethin', ain't he, Clucky? Why, I --
Oh for PETE'S SAKE!!! He STOLE all of those fucking JOKES -- DUMBASS!!!
Look at ME, everybody! I'm a talking chicken! A TALKING CHICKEN! See? I can TALK!
Why... you STOLE your act from WHISKERS, you dirty THIEF! BOO! BOOOOOOOO!!!