CC 294: CRISIS!

Author: biped

Date: August 23, 2005

by biped
8-23-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I've got CRABS!!!
CRABS? OH MY GOD!!! Bill! BILL!!!
Come into the garage with me, son. Good cripes, I hope we have some of that kerosene left.
But, Dad -- won't that make my DICK AND BALLS hurt? (*CRINGE!*)
OWWWWW!!! SHIT, FUCK, AND PISS -- THAT FUCKING HURT, YOU CRAP-EATIN' --
Oh, shut the fuck up. I didn't get laid till I was twenty-three, you crummy little bastard.