The Return of Forrest Gump 1

Author: biped

Date: August 24, 2005

by biped
8-24-05
I'm sorreh you lost yoah weenuh in tha woah, Lt. Dayun.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, GUMP!
What a world! I get my DICK SHOT OFF in Viet Nam, and YOU -- a RETARD -- get to fuck HOT BABES!
Why, yoah talkin' bout mah JEN-NEHHH! Aren't you, Lt. Dayun? Lt. Dayun? Aren't you talkin' bout my --
FUCK! Go buy me a titty magazine, Gump! At least I can still LOOK!
Yes SUH, Lt. Dayun!