Danny, The Big Fat Asshole

Author: biped

Date: September 18, 2005

by biped
9-18-05
FUCK!!! MY COMPUTER DESK JUST SPLIT IN HALF!!!
*skkrrttt!* (HELP ME, DANNY!)
"HELP"? GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING CHEAP-ASS COMPUTER!!! I HATE -- SHIT, FUCK, PISS!!! -- GRRRRR!!!
*skkrrttt!* (OH, DANNY...SOB!!!)
MOM!!! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO BUY ME SUCH A STOOPID COMPUTER!!! YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!!!
WHY YOU LITTLE FUCKHEAD!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM -- MOMMY HAS TO TAKE A BIG-ASS SHIT!!!