CC 298: All Swell That End Swell

Author: biped

Date: September 26, 2005

by biped
9-26-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Now, don't be too hasty, Jim -- that swelling WILL go down eventually.
But it's so TENDER (sob)...it hurts just to TOUCH it...
I'll use the mink glove. See? Doesn't that feel good?
Y-yeah... (sniff) Do you have any good, you know, DVDs?
Sure...you take over, and I'll go put in "The Thing."