The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. 12

Author: biped

Date: October 23, 2005

by biped
10-23-05
I AM THE CREATURE WHO CAN'T HEAR THE WORD "DON'T"! IF YOU SAY "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" I CAN ONLY HEAR "I WANT TO DIE!"
NO!!! I DON'T -- UH, I WANT TO -- I MEAN, I DON'T NOT WANT TO DIE!!! I WANT NOT DON'T TO DIE!!!
WELL, THAT SOUNDED PRETTY CLOSE TO "I WANT TO DIE!" TO ME!
NOOO!!!!! AAAK --
Tin-plated, coal-burning DAMN! We seem to be trapped inside a giant, smelly asshole.
I say! I wonder who's asshole it is? Not that it matters terribly, of course.