Star Trek: The Wrath Of Kong 3

Author: biped

Date: October 28, 2005

by biped
10-28-05
HAPPY KIRK! HAPPY KIRK! GO, DONKEY KONG, GO! FRRT-FRRT-FRRT!
Captain, I -- YAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Clean-up detail to the bridge! Another red-shirted security guard just spontaneously combusted!
Captain, the ship is being pulled into the self-destructing planet's atmosphere, and --
HEY! My batteries just went dead! Kong! KOOOOOOONG!!!