Bad Captain 5

Author: biped

Date: November 10, 2005

by biped
11-10-05
Captain, I reported your behavior to Starfleet. They've revoked your communicator privileges.
No!!! NOOOOOOO!!! Just for that, I'm setting the ship for SELF-DESTRUCT!!!
You -- you can't be serious --
COMPUTER!!! DESTRUCT CODE ZERO -- ZERO -- ZERO -- DESTRUCT -- ZERO!!!
You'll need two other bridge officers to confirm, Captain.
Fine. What's that little geek's name with the Beatle haircut? "Jerkoff"?