CC 306: The AIDS Incident

Author: biped

Date: December 7, 2005

by biped
12-07-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just fucked a CHEAP WHORE with this week's allowance and caught AIDS!!!
AIDS??? OH MY GOD, NO!!! OH, MY BABY -- NO!!! NOOOOO!!!
Ha, ha -- I was just kidding, Mom. Mom?
Dad...Mom's dead. I jokingly told her I had AIDS and she suffered a massive coronary.
Well, the joke's on you, young man. Your secret "fuck buddy", Woofy, has DOGGY AIDS.