CC 306: Roy Aids, U.S. Marshall

Author: biped

Date: December 12, 2005

by biped
12-12-05
Hold it right there, Hillbilly Joe! Drop yer gun and put yer hands up, or I'll give yuh AIDS!
NO, Marshall Aids, NO! I'm a-GIVIN' UP!
Well, yuh done it agin, Marshall! HEE-HEE! How'd yuh do it this time, by doggies? Head 'im off at the pass? The ol' bushwack?
No, I threatened to give him AIDS.
Oh...yeah. *shudder* Yeeesh.
Well, it's muh trademark. We cain't all be The Lone Ranger.