6. Billy and Mom in "The Underwear Incident"

Author: biped

Date: February 12, 2006

by biped
2-12-06
Billy! Why are you out of school so early?
I got sent home for coming to class in my underwear.
YOUR UNDERWEAR? But why in heaven's name did you do that?
Well, we were late hitting the showers in P.E., and I didn't want to be late to my next class since you got mad at me for being late so much, so I skipped getting dressed.
Billy -- you can be a little late if it means taking the time to put your clothes on.
Mom, your mixed messages are tearing me apart.