Lord Love A Dog

Author: biped

Date: July 26, 2006

by biped
7-26-06
Mom, I need you to settle something for us. I say it's "Lord love a duck", but Biff here insists that it's "Lord love a dog."
That's right, Mrs. Flonase.
I'm sorry, Biff, but the correct saying is, "Lord love a duck."
I don't believe you. I think the Lord loves dogs better than He would love a bunch of stupid ducks.
Biff, I honestly have no idea which God loves more--dogs or ducks.
Well then, you're not much of a dumb old priest, are you.