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| I just blew Kevin Sorbo! Boy, did he have sour balls! | |
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| I fucked Al Pacino yesterday! PEE-YEW! It was like being in the middle of a herd of farting unicorns! I seen blinky red lights for two hours! | |
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| I've gone down on 39 bearded ladies with tattoos on three separate airplanes! | |
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| I opened up a can of whoop-ass on 57 big, veiny alien peckers aboard four different rocket ships last year alone! | |
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| Yeah...well, anyway...Kevin Sorbo sure had sour balls. | |
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| That's why I always carry Tic-Tacs! | |
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