FTC 99: The Big Sale

Author: biped

Date: November 9, 2006

by biped
11-09-06
Do you have this in an extra small?
(Shhh...go through that unmarked door over there. The password is "chicken.")
("Chicken.")
YOU'RE OUR MILLIONTH CUSTOMER!!!
Well? Did they have it?
Yes, and I'm going to be Grand Marshall of the Christmas parade.