Stubborn Dan, The Anti-Arms Man

Author: biped

Date: November 13, 2006

by biped
11-13-06
I'll prove to everyone that I can surf without having to use my arms for balance. That'll show 'em.
I'll prove to everyone that I don't have to use my arms to swim, or to defend myself from that shark.
Poor, stubborn Dan. He was just dead-set against using his arms for anything.
I know. He even masturbated with his feet. He liked to brag about it during dinner... (sniff)