Sally's Wash Day

Author: biped

Date: January 24, 2007

by biped
1-24-07
Mommy, why do people always say "hogwash"? Why don't they ever say "frogwash", or "dogwash"?
Well, honey...I guess it's because hogs are dirtier than frogs or dogs, and if you wash a hog, the water is dirtier.
And so, little Sally decided to wash a hog.
You wanna what? Wash one of muh hogs? What in tarnation fer?
Well, I've already washed a frog and a dog, and I want to compare how dirty the water is for each one.
Mommy, you were right. The hogwash was dirtier than the frogwash or the dogwash.
Oh, my GOD...