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| Mommy, why do people always say "hogwash"? Why don't they ever say "frogwash", or "dogwash"? | |
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| Well, honey...I guess it's because hogs are dirtier than frogs or dogs, and if you wash a hog, the water is dirtier. | |
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And so, little Sally decided to wash a hog.
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| You wanna what? Wash one of muh hogs? What in tarnation fer? | |
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| Well, I've already washed a frog and a dog, and I want to compare how dirty the water is for each one. | |
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| Mommy, you were right. The hogwash was dirtier than the frogwash or the dogwash. | |
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