Retarchie 2

Author: biped

Date: March 18, 2007

by biped
3-18-07
Beddy not go Poop's Malt Shoppe with me today, Fughead, because she am have "period."
Me am have "period" today too, Retarchie. So shut up. See this sign me have? It am say "SHUT UP."
Me want have "period" too, Poop. Beddy have one. Fughead have one, too. Why not me have one?
Have one, Retarchie. You can have one. Just think you can, and by magic, you am have one today.
Guess what, Mommy? Me am have "period" today.
Oh, Retarchie... me's little baby. Today, you am a "woman."