Biff McGurk in: "Steal Now, Pay Later"

Author: biped

Date: March 27, 2007

by biped
3-27-07
I just stole a bunch of luggage from the airport. Let's go through it and see what we can find.
Hmm...that's against the law, Dave. But since you're going to do it anyway, I might as well participate.
This inflatable dog-on-ball I found in that suitcase is awesome. I'm sure glad Dave stole all that luggage.
I see here that you once took part in an airport luggage theft. The penalty for that is an extra 50,000,000,000 years in purgatory.
Wow. And to think that inflatable dog-on-ball only lasted for a day and a half before it popped.