Stanley Recalls His Troubled Childhood

Author: biped

Date: July 27, 2007

by biped
7-27-07
(sniff) Waaa-haaa-haaaaa!!!
Mommy...(blubber) mommy... they teased me...about my name again... oh, they were so mean...(sob)
Well, I just don't understand it. "Stanley" is a very common name.
Hello, principal's office? This is Agnes Scroatmuncher, and I'd like to report--
(snicker!!!)