FTC 115: Springtime For Hammy

Author: biped

Date: August 25, 2007

by biped
8-25-07
Yes?
Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance?
Hmm...I'd say it's about as "adequately covered" as your erection.
I...uh...well, you see...(gulp)...you're so pink and naked, and...and...
OINK!!! OOOOIIINNNKKKK!!!
WEEEE!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!