Non-Salesman Lloyd 2

Author: biped

Date: August 31, 2007

by biped
8-31-07
Excuse me, I hate to bother you, but my car--
Last damn salesman come around these parts cheated us out'n our life savin's.
BUT I'M--I'M NOT A SALESMAN! MY CAR BROKE DOWN, AND--
Ya'll hear that? Says he ain't no salesman. Let's see if'n he keeps sayin' it right up ta the point a' dyin'.
OH, OFFICER! THANK GOD! I barely escaped with my life, and--
This is a "no peddlers" zone, boy. Judge haaates peddlers.