Sally vs. the Mutated Bananas

Author: biped

Date: January 21, 2008

by biped
1-21-08
THE MUTATED BANANAS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!!! YOU MUST KILL THE MUTATED BANANAS FIRST!!!
NO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
I KILLED THEM, MOMMY!!! (pant, pant) I KILLED ALL THE MUTATED BANANAS BEFORE THEY COULD KILL US!!!
Sally, what on earth are you--wait, someone's at the door.
They're dead, Edna...all dead. My children, my husband Bob... raped and slaughtered like hogs by the mutated bananas.
(tsk) Sally put you up to this, didn't she, Carol?