Suicidal Bacon

Author: biped

Date: February 1, 2008

by biped
2-01-08
I can't take it anymore! (sob) Wolf, please eat me.
Huh?
Eat me! EAT ME!!!
Hey, FUCK YOU!!!
(sob) Would you please put me in somebody's breakfast?
Not with them arms, teeth, and eyeballs I won't. I'd get sued.