Gorgeous Dog

Author: biped

Date: February 28, 2008

by biped
2-28-08
(sniff) Harold has... has LEFT me, Mother!
Harold has LEFT you? But...WHY?
Because he met... GORGEOUS DOG!
Why that STINKING, CHEATING BAST--wait, did you say "Gorgeous Dog"? Oh, well...that's different. No man can resist Gorgeous Dog.
(sob) I miss my wife a-and my children, and...oh, why? WHY did you have to be so GORGEOUS?